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Ethanleep (174291098800226305): SCENE 1 The courtroom. Fidget spinners in hand. Await the verdict. The judge returns to the coutroom on a hoverboard. "Has the dank ass jury reached a fucking danker verdict?" "We have your dankest." The room goes quiet except for the hissss of fidget spinners and the wiirrr of hoverboards. "We find the defendent, Sir Dank *friends name*,"He pauses for suspence, "guilty of dank ass treason."


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